TIP OF THE WEEK: IF YOU'RE AN ENGLISH BREAKFAST, ORANGE PEKOE, EARL GREY SO ON TEA DRINKER…SUGGESTION: PUT THE MILK IN WITH THE BAG FIRST AND THEN POOR THE BOILED WATER OVER…LEAVE BAG IN ENTIRE TIME AND ENJOY!

LOVE
1. coming from Sudbury
2. ok so it appears that some people have not heard of Jackie Brown aka the 1997 Tarantino shebang where a hot black babe in her 40s runs tings. we gotta Tarantino and chris tucker cameo, samuel L jackson (duh), Robert DeNiro (sickfuckduh), Michael Keaton (whocares), Bridget Fonda (Ordelle's little-white-surfer-girl) and Jackie Pam Grier Brown from the LWord. For new lingo searching and a reminisce of late 90s urban style such as Kongol hats and long red fake nails and silhouettes which i will not waste our time describing. you can't miss out on a movie where the line " My ass may be dumb but I ain't no dumb ass" happens. go on n' cop it or at least watch the trailer if you're skeptical by clicking on the cast!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pfU3Sd3Aw
3. bands that come in town for one night.inandout.
4. so now because 50 cent got a 'serious' movie role and proved that he is the next Danzel by starving himself to look like a how he would've had he not made it out of Jamaica, Queens and surrendered to his true inner crack junkie, he is now to be referred to as Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. Or at least at this party…palease we've already falsely given Miley Cyrus a singing(any) career and someone told Lauren and Whitney that they're designers. i, myself, already gave them credit by putting capitals on their names while typing. http://www.style.com/peopleparties/parties/thumb/newyork-072910_Twelve_Screening/
5. in fact the only good thing that went down at that party since that Baily blabla squirrel from that rich kids in NYC show GGarbage…or whatever…showed us that her stylist is whack for putting her in a dress that is a horrible contrast of fabric, makes her torso look longer and the fact that she's tall proves not only that this dress is WRONG but that even though the label reads Chanel it don't mean it cute…and that she has a wackiest aka bad stylist. but back to the only good thing at that party, if you've even bothered to put that ULR in the search engine and witness the Curtis call, you can see that 14 0f 16 did not go home alone unlike Blake or whatever her name is…so i google this chick only to discover that she is a fuckin bably babe who gets to blow Christiano Ronaldo(although he may be gay)…either way it brings me to #6.
6. i'm down with the white lingerie these days…i don't know why but those bitches are down for anything i'm telling you. getsome.
7. i just spend 20mins looking at pics of CR…this oneza slam dunka
8. the 18 (17) year old who moe's the lawn once a week across the street…ya, it's sudbury….gimme a break
9. 'i wish i had my sketchbook- i'd go all titanic on you'- yup u know dis -words of a great magician
10. Jessica Simpson!
HATE
1. that when i type sound-it-out-spelling that my mac tries to form it into properly spelled words…boring
2. dudes who fuckin dye their hair…like to cover greys. especially when you saw them when the grey was growing in and then time passes and you see them again and they immediately are less of a man now that you can picture them fuckin driving to the Shopper's Drug mart 2 mins before she closes to get the shit and then go home and put it on their head…followed by a hint of Rogaine.
3. vintage squirrels at the gym. i don't give a shit about the hoes at the gym who wear bar tops and eyeliner in the inner bottom lid (mysterious jogger), they actually enl-highten my day with laughter but more annoyinglyanterisko are the vintage (old) squirrels ('women') who come to the gym with their office hair fucking blow dried, 10 gallons of Channel Number Never, and wear their fucking jew well ri…i mean watch bracelets, big earrings, rings. god forbid thaw should break into a sweat at the Jim. the only person who can pull that off is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6W4aK1sbs.
4. shaliens who want to come at you on fakebook with a subject titled "wtf"…i don't know fuckin know what WTF means/is i do not speak this 'language' and for future lamalism i would suggest a more punctual subject line like (none).
5. this is a blog, it has no meaning, it doesn't matter so if ya don like, don weed.
6. ADULT ACNEEEEEEEEEEE fuck man, you were suppose to gimmi dat ishhh when i was 13 and my skin could recover faster not when i'm tryna get laid…
7. dudes who've been in longs relationships and spend their nite out (sans gf) eyeing every squirrel that walks by and talking about them like they can cop them if they wanted but have the gf excuse to NOT proove it. boring. oh ya and cause they're 'in love'
8. the sports types…you know this type, they do the swimming, biking, hiking, running, yoga-ing, kayaking, soccer, snow shoeing, snorkeling, and thus, basically wear all the same gear. the problem is that they are always in sharacter…as in even when they are not doing one of the following sports mentioned, they look like -in two shakes of a lambs tail- they'd be up and ready to take part in anyone of these sports. but they think they're fooling us by replacing things such as running shoes for mountain bike shoes, spandex running shirt for a vortex jacket and so on you get the pitcha.
9. being an 86ed or lower as in older in this town blows cause all the good one's are 89 to 92..jus saying'. please no that this is age by year therr born.
10. the term 'best friend'…i ain't got non, i got friends. frankly the only thing that the word 'best' does is put that person on a pedestal of being some sort of perfect being convenient for you and yo foo dat don exist and you'll be getting a pie in your face right quick.