Love

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Hate

1. Beyonce's new track, video, dance. i'm sorry someone like Beyonce should NOT be trying Ciara dance sequences…she's simple not a good dancer. she ain't got that natural swag. Dances like Diddy aka Swag (see 11) raps shshshshhsh. it's terrible. and the -trying-hard-to-look-unique styling is brutal…even murdered a Tisci couture gown. and the women shan't rant brant scant common…now we have to hear you explain the reasoning and inspiration for the track over and over in interviews. too predic. this coming from a fan.

2. R&B house. see Hate 1 track http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U for example. and don't call it trying to 'progress' as an artist, you're wearing GAga and you coped that background track.

3. except for that yellow dress, we all know that's House of Dereon.

4. Just because everyone is in sequence doesn't mean it's a good dance.

5. Why are there 5 different sounding songs in this shit?

6. at 1:50, when I need a barber to fix my shit, I certainly don't attack them like a squirrel.

7. 2:03, B are you giving the finger? With all that running world $$, you can't get us a clear shot? I already lost 2 nights of sleep on this waiting for a confirmation on that hand jester. Anyhow, I'm quickly distracted by your new set of gold fingers that you are making very sure we notice.

8. 3:14, the way you say "you love me" is the same fuckin tart way as Keri Hilson in her bunk track "the way you love me"

9. 3:22, watching you try to get up into a headstand in the sand is like

10. Frankly, as a girl, i don't want to run this motherfuckin world…it's all fucked up now. I mean just look at this song, it's by a girl.

11. But MOR IMPORTANTLY, DIDDY, FELT THE NEED TO change his name from Diddy to Swag. abusing the essence of swag and the word is neverswag.

CRAZY LITTLE THINGS CALLED CONDOMSSSSSSSZZZZ

Before I begin the problems with condoms, I would like to thank the school board for successfully teaching students NIENFUCKINTE about sex, safe sex and where her clit is along with if she's wet it don mean she cumin.

NOW, CONDOMS SUCK RIGHT? "I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING, I CAN'T CUM, THEY AREN'T 100% PROOF SO LIKE LETS JUST NOT USE IT IT'S LIKE THE SAME-that would mean that my 30% grade 10 math grade should be the same as that asians 89%-

ok, yes they suck but fucking STI's (it's infection and not disease, get with the temps) blow permanent chunks. And I love when dudes are like "I'll pull out…you're on the pill right? so you won't get pregnant" here's when I want to slap there mom in the face for not having any chat with their precious prince. That's when I laugh and say "gimme a fuckin baby any day mothefucker, it's the fuckin infection i care about…that shit is fo lyfe".
Then the -"I haven't been with that many people, or in a while" my response "so you're not a virgin…exactly..condom". and you know how dumb a dude is when you ask "so when was the last time you got checked?" and he answers without a flinch "i've never had to" UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWHATTHEFUCK do you believe that old tale that your dick's gonna look up at you and tell you you've got a yiest infection, chlamydia, crabs, herpes (that case most likely) or daaaaaare i say it HIV AIDS??? the answer my friends is FUCKNO. also, what the fuck makes you think a stranger or anyone will automatically tell you they have something. and how the fuck can either of you know whether or not y'all have something when YOU'VE NEVER BEEN CHECKED, what are you fucking doctors now? NO. one of the easiest ways to discover if someone's cheating on you is to get checked and discover an STIzzle.

BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW THE CONS OF CONDOMS, HERE ARE THE PROS
- babies
- STI's
- encourages you to develop 4 play skills -actual ones- and make sex 1 trilllllion times better for both

TIP OF THE WEEK/SUMMER/LIFE
- not having to lose hair over stress of the above
- oh and that other one that always gets forgotten,,,,motherfuckingRESPECT for you body and your partners.
- GET CONDOMS THAT FIT YOUR DICK! if you have a cock aka a big dick, get some fuckin Torgan Large or Magnum Large and carry them with you, in your wallet not your fucking pockets. don't fucking expect the squirrels you bone to be carrying an array of fuckin sizes for your ass…this is your simpliche job, it's your fucking dick so get the fucking dome.
- if you manage to out talk a squirrel into using one, which is sadly easy, " i don't like them, i don't carry them around, i wasn't expecting to fuck anyone" these are all dumb things to say, especially the last one. always expect to fuck someone. the girl already has to shave and wax and that shit takes time, go buy your fucking condoms.
-AND MEDIUM TO SMALL DICK MEN- get over your dick size, and start fucking using it/getting 4 play down to an art.
DON't go buying condoms for a bigger dick, cause when you start fucking it just keeps sliding off and stuffing her with dryness… it's like reversing ALL that 4 play you just worked so h.a.r.d.on.

Fucking without a condom is like starting to smoke, first you only do it when you drink, then when you're stressed, only a few times a week next thing you know you're the one people ask a dart for and then shaBLAMY, you got C[h]ancer. See it was never about the fucking baby (well not never).


LOVE

1. Mo Betta Blues- Spike Lee Joint

2. Kings of Comedy- Spike Lee Joint

3. Do the Right Thing- Spike Lee Joint

4. Get on the Bus- Spike Lee Joint

5. She's Gotta Have It- Spike Lee Joint

6. Jungle Fever- Spike Lee Joint

7. He Got Game- Spike Lee Joint

8. She Hate Me- Spike Lee Joint

9. Kate Middleton's notnever lame wedding dress circa Grace Kelly

10. DIVA CUP- layaways if you dun no bout dis ish, look it up. never use a pad or tampon again or worry about him getting all up in your shit

HATE

1. This gayass weather, people should be more naked

2. Scientology

3. Croc season is around the corner/in full effect

4. dresses over pants

5. The overly photoshopped pages in Vogue, covers espesh..impossible forshortening is gross

6. House music…where the fuck are the R n B dancefloors at? no one gets laid with house music especially cause it involves drugs and a flaccid penis.

7. Nicki Manever

8. PC…not talking about the computer

9. Hair extensions…really? still? fuck along with Juicy Couture anything and fake tans (that are bad)..this is early 00s guys

10. Not being Jennifer Aniston, that dime gets the same amout of dick as Hank Moody…difference? real life.

so finally watched *i'm still here* with JP aka Joaquin Rafael Phoenix (pronounced /hwɑːˈkiːn ˈfiːnɪks/; born October 28, 1974), formerly credited as Leaf Phoenix, and was moved to say the least. I don't know how much is real or fake but the bottom line is that there is realness to all the fakeness. i mostly kept wondering
1. why didn't he flip on Ltterman
2. was Diddy really played or was he in on it
3.does JP really like smelling girls assholes
4. were they real drugs (not the weed)
5. what does Summer Phoenix think watching her husband film this shit about her brother
6. it must all be a hoax because he'd never sell his dad out and put him on film...i don't know...not that i think that's selling out...it was no Beiber Luda duo...although i suppose that isn't selling out either...but it's more career suicide that JP's 'rap' career. butmotherfuckeri'dstillfuckhimwiththatbeardgutt.

TO FUCK OR NOT TO FUCK? WAIT A MINUTE...WHO GIVES A FUCK!

IN MY friends RECENT (too many months ago) DECISION TO ISOLATE themselves INTO WORK AS A PART OF THE TRANSITION TO MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY, they FIGURED THERE’D BE MORE marie-louise parker INSTANCES THAN SO...SO...ONE DAY they SAW A HIGH SCHOOL TOY IN THE GROCERY STORE (unfortunately i mean one literally from when they were in high school, not a young and dumb) AND THEY THOUGHT TO THEMSELVES, "i should fuck him, who cares, no one's here to chirp me about it anyway" THEY already knew he was a dirty fuck through grape vines so THEY didn't have to worry about that important quality and big arms were in check for heavy lifting BUT THERE WAS ONE THING WRONG THAT LED TO ANOTHER.

1. they COULDN'T SHAKE THE FACT THAT HE LOOKS LIKE christopher baily...SO MUCH SOT THAT THAT'LL BLOW COVERS IMMEDIATELY. Note: T'ain't nothing wrong with CB but that love is platonic.

BUT IT WAS TWO THAT SEALED DEALS

2. they ASKED A RELIABLE FRIEND (friend who's down to consider fucking most((compliment)) AND EVEN she REMINDED they THAT I'D BE A HURTIN' HIGH SCHOOL SQUIRREL'S 'sloppy seconds'.

THIS ALL BROUGHT ME TO MY CONCLUSION THAT britney spears WAS RIGHT, THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, THE ONE'S YOU'LL FUCK AND THE ONE'S YOU'LL NOT FUCK...BUT DON'T WORRY THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO'LL FUCK YOU.
NOW THE POINT OF THIS INTRO IS TO STATE THAT WE, girls, HAVE DOUBLE STANDERED OURSELVES. IF A GUY WANTED TO FUCK A HURTIN SQUIRREL WHO HAD THE worst SECONDS (burnout status), INCLUDING HERSELF BEING A SLOPPY SECOND TO ANY OTHER SQUIRREL, HE’D FUCK HER . AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULL SHIT THAT WOMEN CARE MORE ABOUT WHO THEY FUCK...FUCK THAT, WE'VE JUST BEEN TOLD TO THINK THAT WAY AND JUDGE OURSELVES ABOUT WHO WE FUCK SO WE MAKE THE DUMB DECISION TO NOT WHILE DUDES JUST FUCKING CHECK MATE THAT SHIT. SOMETIMES THE GUY COMES OUT DATING THE SQUIRREL CAUSE hurtin squirrels have to be good in bed AND THEY'RE FINALLY GETTING GOOD HEAD.

BUT EITHER WAY,IT'S NUMBER ONE THAT they CAN'T SHAKE.

TWENTY ELEVEN

2010 in my nutshell of WHHOOOAS and NOOOOOOOZ!

A must see duuuhhhcumentary is that of the late great Yves Saint Laurent. August 1, 1936 to 1 June 2008. THere are 2 segments. the first, depicts his rise to the top of the highest fashion game aka the world of Couture and being hand picked by Christian Dior to be his right hand man only to become director to the Dior house shortly after Dior's death at the age of 21. Let us not forget that is was 1957…to be noticed and accepted in the fashion capital of the world, Paris, and be young blood as well as, a homosexual is actually unreally real. part 2 showcases his last collection before his retirement in 2002. the romance in watching the process of a collection being born at this stage in Yves' life is both beautiful and sad in that it is visible that Yves extremely sensitive character and angst are what made him so brilliant but at the same time develop his handicap, the coping of himself.


1. Young and Dumb

2. Everything in fashion is influenced by something even if it's nothing. Sometimes it just goes too far such as when gardening shoes become shoes that are worn from the grocery store to clubs in smaller cities and are named after the nickname of a reptile OR when slippers from Australia are worn outdoors in the American Winter climates and become soggy street salt collectors OR when tights for the gym, that cost more than a good pair of jeans and are made up of 2 seams that take 10 minutes to sew, are paired with kitten heels and a bar top for the clubs OR the gross invention of jeggings that are only flattering on models and were once made with a flare in the early 00s and were being sold at stitches are now, in unreliable sources, considered 'high fashion'.

3. For everyone else, Lady GAGA

4. Drizzy, Young Money, Drake

5. Going from a teen to having our first smokes, coolers and horrible sex moments to being invited to weddings and being asked to be godparents…shootout to the kids of the early to mid eighties.

6. Disgusting T.V. that could be a list longer than this mac will allow but for recent reflections of our society:
Jersey Shore
The Real Desperate Housewives of Anywhere
My Sweet Sixteen
MTV LIVE
The women who put her 8 kids life on tv from diapers to tooth losing to her transformation of plastic surgery
Sarah Palin in Alaska and everywhere else
Every B to Z celebrity having cameras in their plastic faces at all times to air their dirty classless laundry
The News
Any recent family sitcom
Anything to do with the Kardashian's

7. Brazilian vs. Bush

8. Fast Fashion

9. Bloggers having mayor fashion status and revealing another side of the fashion world that we would never know about sans them.

10. Alexander McQueen, on the morning of February 11th (p.s. also Brandy Norwood's birthday), I just pulled another all nighter before my first solo show in February and at the very moments of Alexander's breakdown I was recalling his SS 2003 collection which was for me, one of the most important of this decade. I could go on forever…but he is still very much alive to me and it is one of the biggest loses of our decade and not just for fashion as he was an important figure of our generation is many other aspects.

11. Michael Jackson, a man who gave his life away for fame and is one of the best musical artists to ever walk the planet. I don't care about his personal life, that was never truly personal to begin with. I listen to his music and how many people can have you dancing with every song they've ever recorded yesterday, today and tomorrow…genius. His personal style from the 80s was so ahead of its time that we are only now mimicking it and failing.

12. Carine Roitfeld, editor-in-chief for Paris Vogue has announced her retirement with the magazine after a decade of directing. There is NO WAY that this is the end of her in the fashion world. Why? because, she is simply too fucking sexy, too fucking parisian, too fucking smart and has too much ACTUAL style. Ears and eyes peeled Carine!

12. TECHNOLOGY AND THE DEATH OF ROMANCE

LOVE, the trick word that has been used and abused in too many circumstances…for the year 2011, I hope you find it…

Love

1. "2 Can Play That Game" is a phrase we may have used often in life but here it is a title for another great hangover flick or a i need to rent something mindless flick. Set in LA the city of love?, Vivica A. Fox is a fox in late late 90s and early 00s gear. She narrates the movie which is all about how to deal with your man in all popular relationship situations but ultimately to keep him as yours. brush up on your lingo and give it a wirl.

2. STAYING ALIVE is a 70s 'sequel' to Saturday Night Fever and it is UNREAL. if you plan on having weed brownies this fall/winter season, please go and rent this movie before it all kicks in. but you don't need a buzz for this as you will be dying of laughter and the thing that'll leave you in question is John Travolta's sexuality. oh and HOW THE FUCK DID THIS MOVIE HAPPEN??P.S. it's not meant to be funny.

3. Jelly Babies…thank God they don't carry them here cause I'd be fucked. It is hands down on my top 5 for candies. and actually i discovered that they do sell there at Tutti Fruitty in Toronto but a bag costs $6.50 or some crazy shit like that…and that's enough for me to enjoy whenever they appear at every corner store…or start shoplifting again.

4. Yorkie chocolate bars..motherfuckers write on the package "Not For Girls" and they are right cause we'll eat them out of spite and then learn that they're fucking unreal and you know the rest.

5. Having friends who TWEET is great because every once and a while you can be charmed with 50cent tweets…

6. Montmartre, a dope as neighbourhood in Paris,'s market that happens every Saturday and Sunday on Rue . This market it 70% dope and 30% nope which is unheard of really in the market world, excluding food ones. If you go to Paris you must go and save your money for this market!! they have all finds of threads going down from linen/embroidered table cloths, fur, leather, jewelry, furniture, clothes of all finds, antiques, possible celebrity citing, amazing AMAZING coffee, and hotties of all types.

7. V&A aka the Victoria Albert Museum has one of the most insane jewelry collections your eyes will ever be able to comprehend. A quarrel beside me says to her bunk posy "Ya but like who would actually wear that…it's like so big and ridiculous, like" i was like i'll wear it now and be a walking fucking DIAMONDE BITCH!

8. Broadway Market= where scensters come to die aka come decked out in the dopiest daywear hoping to get snapped by StyleHunter. It is much much smaller than Boroughs market but again…empty stomach required and this includes coffee cause the coffee in london blows but not at the markets so SAVE THAT CUP! this market is next to the canal so when you're done staring at people who only stare back and never make a move, take a walk along the canal and imagine yourself living in one of the amazing lofts build alongside.

9. Boroughs Market= amazing AMAZING food market that feels like a movie. not as scent as broadway market but still some mega babe people watching. must must go on an empty stomach because you will be faced with the best of the best like an ONLY olive oil booth with bread for dipping or an ONLY oyster bar conveniently adjacent to the wine booth. you can plan a day in this area and cover great parts of london. start at the market, walk through it to the Tate Modern Gallery, walk over the bridge at the Tate and get a view of London bridge, St. Paul's Cathedral and beautiful architecture. you can walk over to St. Paul's no probe and take a step in and you'll see why people use to go to church just unbelievable beauTIFUL! then if you got up early and started the market in the am you can make your way back that way and pick up some last call items from the market for dinner, get a bottle and sit ANYWHERE. probably one of the cheapest day dates in London and you don't even need a date. k that last part was booshit it b way bettr obi. Oh and it happens every thursday to sunday and my internet is not working so i can't tell you exactly where it is but you can google dat shit.

10. Eurostar= London to Paris in 2.5 hours!

11. seeing Kris van Asche in the Monmartre market…ya.

12. White Russians

13. Versaille…if you go to Paris, you must take an entire day devoted to Versaille aka Marie Antoinette's ridiculous 16th Century palace. You need 8 ours because that is just how massive it is…you may not even cover all the grounds. i don't know how to describe the interiors in words beside the word breathtaking. and remember when this was built…just amazing as in amazing's original definition.

14. Jersey Shore (ya i'm late on this but i don't watch TV and i watched enough for the next 5 years in my London flat)

15. Ruth BartletT

16. 2 4 1 sunday roasts, a London tradition to have a roast dinner on Sundays. many of the pubs hold one and my favourite was at the Winchester on Essex Road. 2 4 1 before 9 and the drinks at this place are UNREAAAAAAAAL. enjoy.

17. arrivaderch to Eruo pounds in currency and Kilos gained!


Hate

1. Squirrels with B.A.D. hygien

2. Hunters, UGGs, Crocks, Lulus(out of gym), letters on bum of sweat(any)pants, chunky highlights(you know the kind), dudes who use straightners(espech if straight).

3. REMMEL the REal London look. So Kate looks real banging' in that commercial but it turns out that the real London look is quite bunchy. Aside from the food and beer making everyone white and pasty, i am more confused with people choosing to put on fake lashes for day instead of G EYE DONNO doing a load of laundry?? Perhaps I can't blame em for getting jarred right after work on beers, on an empty stomach=eating pub food…it's always fucking raining or looking like it's about to rain, that shit gets to you. fine. but please explain why you can see 96% dudes hanging in and out of a pub at 5pm with ZERO squirrels? what the fucking fuck. and you'd think that if you and your go's walk in for a pint that heads'll turn??fuck NO, unless you resemble a Jelly Baby and remind them of their midnight snack.

4. smoking, fucking gross

5. Tidy-ing is NOT cleaning, yup u no dis

6. Getting lost in the most whore/crack hood in Paris while wearing the most outrageous outfits…to be mistaken for a hoe who makes cash instead of crack.

7. Getting lost at Versaille is like getting lost at Versaille

8. gay (or straight) dudes trying (hard) to be fashionable- has zero style- and is in fashion.

9. to the cellphone driver trina hideir cell, hiding=more obvious

10. effing a squirrel or a toy in your gf/bf's bed is one thing but feeling the need to brag about the situation with a grin while claiming to love your partner is another level of classlessness. you wanted so badly to have your cake and eat it too but you just classlessnessed yourself bringing you to a level of shalienism. anyone who's a professional of carelessness would tell you that you don't go farting in anyone's ear about the tale. leave it to the pros.

Love

1. Gangster Shorts a.k.a. wide leg denim capris.
2. I.R.A…..interesting….REALLY? Aunts…as in many Zia's
3. CHANGE OF SEASON!!! and kicking it off with a trip to London/Paris/Fashion Weeks
4. Hot Rod, a great movie to watch while blazing. at first it's not so funny but then it goes to next-level-joking which is never bad. it's great for a night of not wanting to think or have you reflect on your life only to leave you (most of you) feeling like ass.
5. The Brothers, a 90s urban click featuring probably some of the most beautiful black men of that decade. it's a movie about a group of friends (toys) who are in their late 20s early 30s and are struggling with trading in their player days for marriage ways. this movie could not be as successful if it were done by white people cause the jokes would suck, the lingo would suck, swag=none, wouldn't display the wack trends of the 90s, the guys wouldn't be struggling so hard to be done with their singlehood (no game), and wouldn't have their fiance hunt you down at your friend's house with a gun and shoot at all of you from the street while wearing her wedding dress…now that's love, baby.
6 suberbia lawn moers (ages 17-19)
7. GAP shoes? i had these puppies on my desktop for so long instead of putting it on an earlier entry, i have no idea where i read about these wedge/platform shoes being part of the GAP's Fall gems. of course the pro/con about this is that they're dope as fuck but every shalien'll have em'
8. it seems that C-breezy aka Chris Brown seems to have some sort of style post his too-young-to--be-R&B-ing-bout-pussy days. and is it just me or is he a lot sexier these days and even more so for busting up R-money's face…despite that i LOVE her Rockstar track, i can't deal with that squirrel and her outkits and hairswitch. C-breezy's not so new mixture is a hit and miss but the hits are hits and there's no reading in-between the R&B lyrics with this young brotha…he lays it rrrrrrrrrright out there…with lyrics such as " we ain't gon stop till 9 a.m., if you can't take it aww baby say when, make you cum over and over again, and imma leave it in.." Or his titled track Invented Head…a take on Trez Songz, if that's your real name,'s Invented Sex…you be the judge.
9. The Real housewives of Orange County…maybe New York City, NEVER New Jersey and Atlanta trash bags with too much $ = too embarrassing to watch. It's a mazing to watch how much bad taste one could have in so many different areas in life. also, the constant fear of aging has 'forced' these squirrels to do many things to themselves that even on a bad episode you can spend the full hour guessing their real age (and sexe). it's kinda like someone who tans too much…you look at yourself for so long that you don't realize that you are the colour of gross. anyhow, these snitches are fully flammable at all times from the make-up to hair spray to acrylic nails and hair to polyester 'chi[t]ck' garbs to the fake tit-ez and of course, the fake love between them and their nasty, old fart, cash cow, husbands.
10. NOT HAVING TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!! NEXT

Hate

1. END OF SUMMER!! slash planning the future-ish
2. lol
3. inappropriate drunk talk at weddings from the-older-man--family-friend…how bout i spit the vomit that i puked up from your words in your face…although, you'd like that wouldn't you, you SICK FUCK
4. little girls (including young teens) with shorts that are basically underwear…this has nothing to do with youth jealousy…that would be gross…it has to do with RESPECT and AGE APPROPRIATENESS. the WORST part is that their parents are buying them the loin cloth. ain't no way i'd be caught dead leaving the house like that on my parents terms and nor would i want to be drooled at by hurting dudes more than half my age. be a kid…it's the shortest time ever (and stop reading these entries)
5. you finger how you should eat pussy and you eat pussy the way you should finger…less pressure on one more on the other..if you can't figure which is which then go get a book…i don't feel like explaining today.
6. pre-mature e-jack-you-lation
7. "my fingers are tiered" neVER admit this out loud and be thankful that i just built their muscle memory.
8. jack rabbit poking…but you know this
9. Guys, here's a tip of the month…when you're about to enter the walls of heaven of a squirrel, get MAJOR brownie points by stopping and telling her "we should use a condom" and before she answers..start opening it…At the same time, ladies, why do yawl get unanswered and let me start poking you with his maybe infected dick…fuck getting pregnant, STI's are irreversible dummy and have some fuckin respect for your pussy.
10. insecure dicks aka dudes who ask their gf's if they've been with a bigger dick…my fingers can't even type nearly as fast as my brain raged when i heard of this from a friend. and of course because you don't answer no, cause no duhh if you had to ask dumbdick, he flips out like a child who realizes he can't be breast fed anymore. i'll keep this one short, rid yourself of the child who will NEVER be there for you in any real way and is ACTUALLY 10…not a 10 but 10.NEXT.

The 'Guy Code' by dummy toys

ok so scenario
-friend dated toy for 6 years many many mutual friends
-toys is dating other squirrels and is now into a squirrel. whether he's fully serious or not is his problem point is he's moved on-ish
-squirrel, unlike toy, has fewer options. why? cause 50% are gay, 20% are married, 15% are living with the GF and or contemplating marriage, 5% if still single, are retarded, 5% are bi, don't go down, don't like tits, can't get it up (this is more like 40%), which leaves her with 5% being normal and within that, 3% will be people she and the x will both know aka Guy Code.
- to cut to chases, she's smitten with a person in the 3% and now her X will not speak to her and is calling her selfish.
-Toy clearly can't handle the non power trip and thought that he had it all figured out with his new squirrel and telling his X that she can date WHOEVER SHE WANTS EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE HE KNOWS. and did i mention the bugger pretty much knows EVERYONE.

Listen i can understand if it's a direct friend such as your best boy n stuff but it can't include a 7th generation friend…motherfucker…you're the one who's selfish. and don't flatter yourself into thinking that this was all a scheem to get you back…get over yourself, mama's got needs too. lets face it, you settle for a hurting squirrel and she played the field but didn't make anything an ongoing thing and has now found something worthwhile and YOU can't handle it. well boofuckinwho- slow and steady wins the race dummy (in more ways than one).