river viiperi- WHY SPAIN IS THE B.E.S.T.

river viiperi- WHY SPAIN IS THE B.E.S.T.
THE DANGERS IN HAVING A SON....

TISCI GON DUNNIT AGAIN

TISCI GON DUNNIT AGAIN
THIS IS A DRESS. CLICK ON PERSUASION ASIANS FOR CLIPS

THIS IS WERE ALL THE DIME ASIANS WENT...TO PARIS

IF I WERE A SHOE

IF I WERE A SHOE
Aperlaï'S ULL GET YOU LAID

IF I WERE KATE MIDDLETON IN THAT McQueen GOWN

IF I WERE KATE MIDDLETON IN THAT McQueen GOWN
I'D GET THE McQueen SHOES TA MATCH

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Love

http://differentkitchen.blogspot.com/2010/05/music-video-kj-fresh-out-box.html


Hate

1. Beyonce's new track, video, dance. i'm sorry someone like Beyonce should NOT be trying Ciara dance sequences…she's simple not a good dancer. she ain't got that natural swag. Dances like Diddy aka Swag (see 11) raps shshshshhsh. it's terrible. and the -trying-hard-to-look-unique styling is brutal…even murdered a Tisci couture gown. and the women shan't rant brant scant common…now we have to hear you explain the reasoning and inspiration for the track over and over in interviews. too predic. this coming from a fan.

2. R&B house. see Hate 1 track http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U for example. and don't call it trying to 'progress' as an artist, you're wearing GAga and you coped that background track.

3. except for that yellow dress, we all know that's House of Dereon.

4. Just because everyone is in sequence doesn't mean it's a good dance.

5. Why are there 5 different sounding songs in this shit?

6. at 1:50, when I need a barber to fix my shit, I certainly don't attack them like a squirrel.

7. 2:03, B are you giving the finger? With all that running world $$, you can't get us a clear shot? I already lost 2 nights of sleep on this waiting for a confirmation on that hand jester. Anyhow, I'm quickly distracted by your new set of gold fingers that you are making very sure we notice.

8. 3:14, the way you say "you love me" is the same fuckin tart way as Keri Hilson in her bunk track "the way you love me"

9. 3:22, watching you try to get up into a headstand in the sand is like

10. Frankly, as a girl, i don't want to run this motherfuckin world…it's all fucked up now. I mean just look at this song, it's by a girl.

11. But MOR IMPORTANTLY, DIDDY, FELT THE NEED TO change his name from Diddy to Swag. abusing the essence of swag and the word is neverswag.