Squirrel Tip:
If you have to tap him on the shoulder and sex was the intended dish on the menu and he says he's 'tired' taka hint, he don wan fuck u boo. also, I'm getting lots of complaints about chicks not at least trimming. Common squirrels (and this goes for guys too) there is a difference between LOW and NO maintenance.
Also, if you have to ask to get eaten out...take a fuckin hint. if he says he doesn't want to right now, he never wants to cause he’s JUST not THAT into you. if he says "i don't like doing that" then honey get the fuck out of that bed cause the dudes GAY...they all love it (or at least get with the ones who do)

Toy Tip:
If you have to ask a girl "So, can I call you?" you just blew it. Even if she's not sure, you just proved that you have ZERO confidence. If she gave you her number then shut the fuck up and grow some balls and call without asking over and over when she just gave it to her. Also, if she picks up and wants to hang out, plan the fucking thing. Nothing is more annoying than
toy: So what do you want to do? It doesn't matter to me where we go, I'm easy
squirrel's brain thought: Fuck not another dude who has no actual interest in making plans.

Toys it's very simple, just pretend a little bit to indicate that you don't only want EF. Most things end so fast at least drag it on since we all have nothing else to do and it is all we are looking for. OH AND NEVER TEXT FIRST EEEEEEEEEEEVER. Also, calling in the day and not when you are wasted at night is best...shows you 'care'

Love:

1. 1. Movie: Clockers-Starring Mekhi Phifer and directed by Spike Jones. This movie is about hustling (hence the term ‘clockers’) in Brooklyn circa 1995. There are a handful of other great actors, Jones makes a cameo in his own film, throwback to overalls (Check out Mekhi in the opening scene) and makes you never want to hit crack. Don’t count on Blockbuster to have this classic either, hit up the independent guys. If you’re in Toronto hit up Queen Video…or who knows Universities and libraries great selections and they are FREE!!!

2. 2. Andrea Bocelli’s Romanza- sometimes it’s better when you don’t know what someone is saying.

3.33. Christina Aguilara’s Christmas version of This Christmas would normally go on the hate list but it is so funny that it makes the love list. There is not ONE line in this song where she doesn’t fuckin’ chill out and NOT “waaa-oooo-wwwaaa-oww-HHHaa”. I’m a Rhythm and Blues junky but this is simply out of hand. As much as it is hilarious if I was working in that grocery store and had to hear that song at least 3 times inna shift…I’m not even sure how to finish this one yet...people would die.

4. 4. Aimee Tabolka- “what kind of Patron do you want?”-each word perfectly articulated at LeVack Block (stop bye on Wednesdays to see the hot-tender in action).

5. 5. Best Toronto church decoration: St. Francis Hall at the corner of Grace and Mansfield.

6. 6. Best Toronto home decoration: 134 and 115 Grace street

7. 7. Miles Davis- Kind of Blue- if you still don’t own this…cop it right meow.

8. 8. Dudes who can pull off the ponytail/bun…yes, they do exist and you’ll know cause well…duuhhh you just WILL.

9. 9. Straight hair dressers

10.10. Noir Jewelry

11. 11. 40 year-old lawyers with lofts at the LES of Manhattan.

Hate:

1. 1. Pin striped suits…there are perhaps 2 people who can pull this off and one of them is a Jim Carey in The Mask the other is Jean-Paul Gaultier. Now we are told that vertical stripes will enhance one’s height but in the case of a pinned suit, it only makes that short man (woman) look dumb not tall.

2. 2. Guys who’ve missed 9 billion openings to ask you out to the point where one cannot even find the wick to light the rest of the flame. BORING

3. 3. Grown adults (men) who wear animal tukes.

4. 4. Gay dudes who look at you as though yur bout to take ther boifriend. Hunni, you cun havem’ his cack’s been in yur ass…BOOOOOOORING.

5. 5. weddings, weddings, weddings, WEEEEEDDDINGS!

6. 6. People wearing dinky-ass jackets in the fucking cold. E.g. those stupid FAKE leather bombers…get a fucking coat, “But ya look cool”.

7. 7. Samantha’s use of the word “CUNT” in season 6 Part 2 a French girl in Paris (part un)..gay.

8. 8. Sean Connery for Louis Vuitton

9. 9. Chris Brown’s new track transform-her…so so so bunk….and he’s dunskies (even though Rihanna is just as annoying) T.O. dj's STOP mixing this track in your mixes!

1010. Rihanna - Hard ft Young Jeezy…so now all these bitches have stylists (congratulations). It’s like ‘dj’s’ with serrato. BARING. Hey, Riri I dare you to STOP borrowing your Gareth Pugh and Alexandre Vaulthier (p.s. if you don't know bout Vaulthier check the dude out, plus he's canadian) and actually buy the fuckin digs. Also, black tape on black nipples…yur bad. (hiding black on black, that’s a real mystery boo (as in the gf boo and booing boo)