Title: Where did all of the Good Guys go?
Subtitle: ‘Men’ with bibs for when we (women) are not around to burp them.
Still talking to the ex? Telling your friends that you’ve got it all under control and that you both know where you stand? Still taking care of him and catering to him to seem like the best most radest chick? Well, you’re fooling yourself and you ain’t no rad broad. Has he asked you how you where doing? It’s funny isn’t it…that you can never actually call him because that would be a nono or you feel as though talking about yourself (things you are into, what you are up to, accomplishments yadayadayada) is not a ‘good’ thing to do because they are not actually interested and the focus is of course to burp them and wipe the shit off their mouth. FUCK IT…look at us we are wondering where all the good guys went when we ourselves have turned them into babies. The relationship is like coke, you don’t go looking for it but if the opportunity is there and someone puts a line in front of you….you’ve already got the rolled up bill in your wallet ready.
Top 10 love:
- girlfriends -those who claim to get along better with guys are full of shit and I’m not even gonna waste time on how there is a HUGE difference…that goes for gay friends too...not the same as same sec friends.
- Drake, Drizzy
- making dinner with friends
- this beautiful Saturday
- that the word ‘texting’ shows up underlined in red on my old Microsoft Word 2000
- my nona
- my grandmother using the work ‘sex’ to describe legs
- dancing to a sweating point
- jazz Sunday’s…where I listen to jazz only for the entire day
- Tuesday night’s at LeVack Block
Top 10 hate:
- Art+school=nono
- lady Gaga
- Rhianna
- fast fashion
- how did anyone even start wearing Uggs outside…or ever? If I have to go through another winter of chicks and homos busting these ‘things’ out as they get all fucking soggy (because you’re wearing slippers in the snow dummy) I’m gonna start to say something…out loud.
- high fashion knock off designs so that they are more affordable for the masses…the reason why the better shit is not made of shit and has all the design details is because IT IS NOT FOR THE MASS MARKET.
- texting in class…you’re a loser…nothing is new and nothing is happening that is so pressing and if so, you’ve diminished it by texting about it.
- the H1N1 bullshit… turn off your fucking t.v.’s and go read.
- people in fashion who actually define the word…what the fuck does that word even mean
- using the phrase “ I am a designer.”
The burn with the Boogieman from the sound quest crew.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/68299754ebac86ea/
