Love
1. honeymoon in vegas. 1992. amaxing stars (that means 5 starts). you got SJP in her 20s super hot, mad bod, sick 90s gear(l.a. gears). nicolas cage before he got lame. andrew bergman playing the sleez role he plays best. so cage promised is dying mother that he would NEVER get married. SJP (like most women portrayed in movies) wants to get married. can't deal so they flea to vegas to put rings on tings. i ain't tellin the rest go cop dat ish at Queen video.
2.Crooklyn..better known as Brooklyn. another smash-hit-classic by Mr. Spike Lee. family's day to day in Brooklyn, more focused on the kids and more closely around Troy and dope girl (notice no squirrel).1994. Queen video. dope cast, dope soundtrack, dope stoops!
3. The September issue, a.k.a. Grace Coddington. it is important to see but to tell you the truth anorexic 60 year olds are hard to look at more than once.
4.my new 27'' Mac…it's, as Meghan Roche (who works for Christopher Kane in Londan Hingland as the needle point master embrodererer) would say "So dumb"
5.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KqMHxpirI&NR=1, check the styling in dat vid. ay ay she's got silver hoops on but no one is looking at them when we got a SERIOUS babe face on our hands. those fuckin lips. this video was styled by the great stylist Lily Cornell or Liverpool Lithouanian, Londan Hingland (duhh where all the greats came from). You have to google Silke to find anything on her, though her jealous lover, Alan Auctor, has been rumoured to be the cause of her sudden death, embarrassingly enough, at a waxing session. i know it's fucked but man, chtrange tangs kin happin.
6. This is why my fashion show went to scramsville. Eli showed up to perform. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY&feature=related
Hate
7. Mystikal, this fucker is UNREAL. Please know that this is suppose to be a positive tune…i feel like he's gonna fucking kill everyone in the booth.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8NN8Xc3JA&feature=related. but this one is for the real cats,
8. Forgot how fucking gay this dude was.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8VjyPw0qY. This is why dudes think that, that beginning pick up in the Queen street ally with a bunch of dudes, actually works. ay, sure Joe i'll go meet you for a drink to talk about my ex….fucking loser…doesn't even have an iPhone, he needs a pen. Hey Joe, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THAT'S NOT YOUR 'REAL' NUMBER, I'm not fucking calling. p.s. my names NOT BABY. p.s.s. take off those fuckin' Oakley's.
9. She's high and you can't sing along with her but fuck.unreal. and that bracelet. wish the skirt was longer.
HATE
1. all-in-ones FROM SHAPOO & CONDITIONER (didn't mean to caps but i;m not re-typing) to boots with fucking socks sewn at the top (i'll make that fucking choice thank you very match) to blouses/shirts with vests sewn on top (again I maika di choisa). invest in the separates you dumbasses...this is not an invention it is pure laziness and an insult on the person who packages the conditioner bottle. what's next? our fucking thongs sewing in our skirts that shouldn't be worn with underwear (sorry Silke) or black socks sewn into those disgusting Aldo dude shalien. indian like. pointy toed. curled back. can't walk normal dude shoes (p.s. if you are dating this guy. forget about love cause it's bullshit...he obviously doesn't love himself so how can he love you?)
2. hot gay men who are so hot that I become a gaylian.
3. one bad night of weather=friends and family coming to your fashion show…NOT Bonnie Brooks….whatNever.
4. The Room at The Bay on Queen street. If you haven't been there yet well then I'm not surprised because that means you live in Toronto and so you are boring. Don't be offended by this, just change. Forget holt's…the windows suck anyway. they should be spending the money on NEW, YOUNG, designers and cough cough CANADIAN. but NOOOooo we don't promote ourselves here in Chanaduhh remember (which leads to things such as hate #5). Also, at the Room you do not have to go through a sea of facelifts and anorexic saggy 50 year olds who are competing with their daughters and letting the fags who work at the counter tell them "hoe great" something is on them. also, you don't have to fart on a minishalien who opens the door for you and greets you based on your attire. i could go on but i won't. like the dicks who work there and look at you like your shit…HEY FUCKERS YOU WORK AT HOLT RENFREW YOU AIN'T THE FUCKIN' CUSTOMER (p.s. that don include yur 50% off). ok, done
5. a huge fucking Diesel store in Yorkville. If you are unable to find this 2 story, story, just folio your nose to Axe Body Fart and Dippidy Doo smells. Ahhh yes, see, you've found it! but to be safe read signs because you may simply be in the Ryerson cafeteriantexillio.
6.Sade's new shit. She's a baaaaabe dispite the obscene amounts of blow that have run up her nose. but that new song is bunkier than bunk. and then i made myself go through the video and was more barfedout when i had to see the jessica simpson circa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7uxf8kBBlg dance (which by the way is the same fucking shit as Mariah Carey's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqBtS6BIP1E&feature=channel...p.s. those brothaz in the field were filmed doing ti-chi and she just fast forwardeded dd it for her vid). and that Tina Turner moment that should've been danced out by Aimee Tabolka. but the dances aren't even unified. they are not on time together for one moment. (this #6 is so long p.s. because of love #4, i am able to do many tings at once and am actually looking at all 3 of these vids at once). sorry that was is confusing
7.strep throat (2wice in 1 yr)
8.squirrels exposing their bare fucking legs in winter. enough already...it's fucking dumb. "butchya look kool!"- Brunswick House
9. squirrels giving ideal measurements when asked to model. i can fucking see you and you are NOT 5'9 cause i am and i can see the top of your fuckin head.
10. Drew Barrymore's face...what the fuck did she do to it? oh, i'll tell you EVERYTANK.