IN MY friends RECENT (too many months ago) DECISION TO ISOLATE themselves INTO WORK AS A PART OF THE TRANSITION TO MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY, they FIGURED THERE’D BE MORE marie-louise parker INSTANCES THAN SO...SO...ONE DAY they SAW A HIGH SCHOOL TOY IN THE GROCERY STORE (unfortunately i mean one literally from when they were in high school, not a young and dumb) AND THEY THOUGHT TO THEMSELVES, "i should fuck him, who cares, no one's here to chirp me about it anyway" THEY already knew he was a dirty fuck through grape vines so THEY didn't have to worry about that important quality and big arms were in check for heavy lifting BUT THERE WAS ONE THING WRONG THAT LED TO ANOTHER.
1. they COULDN'T SHAKE THE FACT THAT HE LOOKS LIKE christopher baily...SO MUCH SOT THAT THAT'LL BLOW COVERS IMMEDIATELY. Note: T'ain't nothing wrong with CB but that love is platonic.
BUT IT WAS TWO THAT SEALED DEALS
2. they ASKED A RELIABLE FRIEND (friend who's down to consider fucking most((compliment)) AND EVEN she REMINDED they THAT I'D BE A HURTIN' HIGH SCHOOL SQUIRREL'S 'sloppy seconds'.
THIS ALL BROUGHT ME TO MY CONCLUSION THAT britney spears WAS RIGHT, THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, THE ONE'S YOU'LL FUCK AND THE ONE'S YOU'LL NOT FUCK...BUT DON'T WORRY THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO'LL FUCK YOU.
NOW THE POINT OF THIS INTRO IS TO STATE THAT WE, girls, HAVE DOUBLE STANDERED OURSELVES. IF A GUY WANTED TO FUCK A HURTIN SQUIRREL WHO HAD THE worst SECONDS (burnout status), INCLUDING HERSELF BEING A SLOPPY SECOND TO ANY OTHER SQUIRREL, HE’D FUCK HER . AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULL SHIT THAT WOMEN CARE MORE ABOUT WHO THEY FUCK...FUCK THAT, WE'VE JUST BEEN TOLD TO THINK THAT WAY AND JUDGE OURSELVES ABOUT WHO WE FUCK SO WE MAKE THE DUMB DECISION TO NOT WHILE DUDES JUST FUCKING CHECK MATE THAT SHIT. SOMETIMES THE GUY COMES OUT DATING THE SQUIRREL CAUSE hurtin squirrels have to be good in bed AND THEY'RE FINALLY GETTING GOOD HEAD.
BUT EITHER WAY,IT'S NUMBER ONE THAT they CAN'T SHAKE.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
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