Love

1. Gangster Shorts a.k.a. wide leg denim capris.
2. I.R.A…..interesting….REALLY? Aunts…as in many Zia's
3. CHANGE OF SEASON!!! and kicking it off with a trip to London/Paris/Fashion Weeks
4. Hot Rod, a great movie to watch while blazing. at first it's not so funny but then it goes to next-level-joking which is never bad. it's great for a night of not wanting to think or have you reflect on your life only to leave you (most of you) feeling like ass.
5. The Brothers, a 90s urban click featuring probably some of the most beautiful black men of that decade. it's a movie about a group of friends (toys) who are in their late 20s early 30s and are struggling with trading in their player days for marriage ways. this movie could not be as successful if it were done by white people cause the jokes would suck, the lingo would suck, swag=none, wouldn't display the wack trends of the 90s, the guys wouldn't be struggling so hard to be done with their singlehood (no game), and wouldn't have their fiance hunt you down at your friend's house with a gun and shoot at all of you from the street while wearing her wedding dress…now that's love, baby.
6 suberbia lawn moers (ages 17-19)
7. GAP shoes? i had these puppies on my desktop for so long instead of putting it on an earlier entry, i have no idea where i read about these wedge/platform shoes being part of the GAP's Fall gems. of course the pro/con about this is that they're dope as fuck but every shalien'll have em'
8. it seems that C-breezy aka Chris Brown seems to have some sort of style post his too-young-to--be-R&B-ing-bout-pussy days. and is it just me or is he a lot sexier these days and even more so for busting up R-money's face…despite that i LOVE her Rockstar track, i can't deal with that squirrel and her outkits and hairswitch. C-breezy's not so new mixture is a hit and miss but the hits are hits and there's no reading in-between the R&B lyrics with this young brotha…he lays it rrrrrrrrrright out there…with lyrics such as " we ain't gon stop till 9 a.m., if you can't take it aww baby say when, make you cum over and over again, and imma leave it in.." Or his titled track Invented Head…a take on Trez Songz, if that's your real name,'s Invented Sex…you be the judge.
9. The Real housewives of Orange County…maybe New York City, NEVER New Jersey and Atlanta trash bags with too much $ = too embarrassing to watch. It's a mazing to watch how much bad taste one could have in so many different areas in life. also, the constant fear of aging has 'forced' these squirrels to do many things to themselves that even on a bad episode you can spend the full hour guessing their real age (and sexe). it's kinda like someone who tans too much…you look at yourself for so long that you don't realize that you are the colour of gross. anyhow, these snitches are fully flammable at all times from the make-up to hair spray to acrylic nails and hair to polyester 'chi[t]ck' garbs to the fake tit-ez and of course, the fake love between them and their nasty, old fart, cash cow, husbands.
10. NOT HAVING TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!! NEXT

Hate

1. END OF SUMMER!! slash planning the future-ish
2. lol
3. inappropriate drunk talk at weddings from the-older-man--family-friend…how bout i spit the vomit that i puked up from your words in your face…although, you'd like that wouldn't you, you SICK FUCK
4. little girls (including young teens) with shorts that are basically underwear…this has nothing to do with youth jealousy…that would be gross…it has to do with RESPECT and AGE APPROPRIATENESS. the WORST part is that their parents are buying them the loin cloth. ain't no way i'd be caught dead leaving the house like that on my parents terms and nor would i want to be drooled at by hurting dudes more than half my age. be a kid…it's the shortest time ever (and stop reading these entries)
5. you finger how you should eat pussy and you eat pussy the way you should finger…less pressure on one more on the other..if you can't figure which is which then go get a book…i don't feel like explaining today.
6. pre-mature e-jack-you-lation
7. "my fingers are tiered" neVER admit this out loud and be thankful that i just built their muscle memory.
8. jack rabbit poking…but you know this
9. Guys, here's a tip of the month…when you're about to enter the walls of heaven of a squirrel, get MAJOR brownie points by stopping and telling her "we should use a condom" and before she answers..start opening it…At the same time, ladies, why do yawl get unanswered and let me start poking you with his maybe infected dick…fuck getting pregnant, STI's are irreversible dummy and have some fuckin respect for your pussy.
10. insecure dicks aka dudes who ask their gf's if they've been with a bigger dick…my fingers can't even type nearly as fast as my brain raged when i heard of this from a friend. and of course because you don't answer no, cause no duhh if you had to ask dumbdick, he flips out like a child who realizes he can't be breast fed anymore. i'll keep this one short, rid yourself of the child who will NEVER be there for you in any real way and is ACTUALLY 10…not a 10 but 10.NEXT.

The 'Guy Code' by dummy toys

ok so scenario
-friend dated toy for 6 years many many mutual friends
-toys is dating other squirrels and is now into a squirrel. whether he's fully serious or not is his problem point is he's moved on-ish
-squirrel, unlike toy, has fewer options. why? cause 50% are gay, 20% are married, 15% are living with the GF and or contemplating marriage, 5% if still single, are retarded, 5% are bi, don't go down, don't like tits, can't get it up (this is more like 40%), which leaves her with 5% being normal and within that, 3% will be people she and the x will both know aka Guy Code.
- to cut to chases, she's smitten with a person in the 3% and now her X will not speak to her and is calling her selfish.
-Toy clearly can't handle the non power trip and thought that he had it all figured out with his new squirrel and telling his X that she can date WHOEVER SHE WANTS EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE HE KNOWS. and did i mention the bugger pretty much knows EVERYONE.

Listen i can understand if it's a direct friend such as your best boy n stuff but it can't include a 7th generation friend…motherfucker…you're the one who's selfish. and don't flatter yourself into thinking that this was all a scheem to get you back…get over yourself, mama's got needs too. lets face it, you settle for a hurting squirrel and she played the field but didn't make anything an ongoing thing and has now found something worthwhile and YOU can't handle it. well boofuckinwho- slow and steady wins the race dummy (in more ways than one).